Jasper T. Jowels, Dead at 68.

The “Hillbilly Hound” made famous as one of the Pizza Time Players along side such talents as Chuck E. Cheese and Mr. Munch was found dead at his home in Santa Monica, CA Monday evening. His body was discovered by two of the three Warblettes – the whorish magpie backup singers for The Pizza Time Band

Mr. Jowels was said to be found hunched over his kitchen table with “paraphernalia” scattered around him. Officials have not yet released a cause of death, but are calling it “suspicious.”

As of press time, Chuck E. Cheese and The King could not be reached for comment. Mr. Jowels first ex-wife, Harmony Howlette did have this to say:

“Jasper was a true talent and a spectacular lover. He will be sorely missed.”