Take It To The Hoop!

Oct 17

Take It To The Hoop!

Tonight, there is an 80% chance I will die of a heart attack.

I will be joining several other Citadel DJ’s to form as the “Citadel All-Stars Basketball Team.” We will be taking on the dreaded Oneida High School Cheerleaders in a charity game at Oneida High School at 7pm. Yes, it’s a team of High School girls, but please keep in mind that we’re a team of nonathletic radio personalities. It can go either way.

I used to play basketball quite a bit with the kids on the street and I could hit some mean threes. Maybe tonight I’ll put in the “Airdog” cheat code and be on fire all night. You could be in for a treat!

Come out tonight if you’re in the area and support a good cause. Or you can come out to Marcellus High School at 4pm on Sunday for another game. That one should be funny since we still wouldn’t have recovered from tonight’s game.

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