Do Something, Farmville Character!

Dec 01

All you do is sit around all day long until I get home and tell you what to do. God forbid you take a little initiative and harvest these crops while I am at WORK. You are not a puppet. You have a mind of your own, so do something around here for Christ sake! I’m not asking much, just maybe rake up some leaves or collect a little horsehair. And really, how...

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Beyond Good & Twitter

Nov 03

I’ve really been trying to give Twitter a fair chance here. Do I understand what it does? No. Do I see it’s purpose? Barely. Do I update several times a day? Absolutely. And I have no idea why. I feel an obligation for some reason, but I also enjoy living inside social media. I can get into a whole dissertation here on the mechanics of social media here...

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Sell Better Products!

Mar 25

I think I have figured out the main problem with our economy. Why people aren’t spending money like they used to. It’s because companies keep selling us broken shit. Now, this could totally be just my bad luck, but I have a feeling I am not alone with this frustration. Over the past several months, my wife and I have been furnishing a baby’s room as...

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Shut Up, DTV People

Feb 17

So basically, for the last year we’ve been bombarded by these DTV messages. “This February, your TV will blah blah blah.” It’s a commercial on every break. It’s a scroll on the bottom of the screen during the news. It’s all over the electronics stores. Short, but sweet – it’s been the single most obnoxious campaign I have ever encountered in my...

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An Open Letter to My Kittens

Jul 23

An Open Letter to My Kittens

Patrick and Pepper-Anne, As we approach your 5-month birthday, there are a few things I would like to address with you. I am using this forum to do so because I recognize that many of my kitty-loving readers may be in similar situations with their felines. This allows them to just point their kitties to my URL where they can open up a dialog with each other about...

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Summer Girls

May 14

They say that hindsight is 20/20. Never did I believe this cliche saying more than recently when I heard the song “Summer Girls” by LFO. It was a wildly popular song in 1999, reaching all the way to #3 on the Billboard Charts. I remember it because it had the catchy lines about Chinese food making him sick and stuff, but 1999 was a mega year for me (high...

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