Man Up, Brinks

Jun 02

Brinks. Wow. You have been getting national news coverage this week for dropping almost $300,000 on the streets of my fair city. The story COULD have been that you dropped it, lost it, you’re fired. No, here in Syracuse we still have some decent folks on the street. Two dudes found it and returned it [...]

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Winter Driving Tips

Dec 22

With much of the northern part of the country being slaughtered by winter weather currently, I felt it was time to extend some winter driving tips to help keep you safe this season. (Explicit language. 93Q readers, use caution!) Tip 1: Get Your Head Out of Your Ass. I cannot emphasize this enough. This is [...]

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The Colonoscopy

Jun 20

Many of my readers have been curious to my whereabouts these last few weeks. I try to update rather often and my absence has, surprisingly, not gone unnoticed. Allow me to explain: I have been ill. Very ill. You see, just a week or so ago, I was diagnosed with a disease known as Ulcerative [...]

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Save Money. Get Eye-Raped.

Apr 06

Save Money. Get Eye-Raped.

I am not a fan of Wal-Mart. I don’t keep that secret. I feel that their business practices are, at best, despicable. I haven’t always felt this way, though. In college, I would take several trips a week to “Wally-world” because in the small town where I attended school, your options for one-stop shopping were [...]

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Economically Stimulated

Mar 17

Economically Stimulated

With the Stimulus Check mailing schedule being released today, American’s now have an actual date on which their “free” money will be sent to them. Many of us have already picked out the Chinese television we plan to buy in an effort to boost the economy. Since I know a lot of people in this [...]

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Vintage Joshua

Feb 18

Since television is all in re-runs, I thought I would put my site into re-runs as well. Actually, I was just reading through some of my work from years ago and thought I should share it with all my new readers (seeing as when I originally wrote this, I had about 3 readers total). They [...]

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