Some of the most obnoxious people in the world to me are self-titled “Social Media Experts.” And just to clarify, 100% of them are self-titled. It’s part of this new trend where if you do something a lot on the internet, you can call yourself an expert and get old white people to pay you money to “monetize their social media presence...

Back in the late 80′s, early 90′s I was known to rock a Hypercolor shirt with my Skidz pants tucked comfortably into my Air Jordan’s. My spiked blonde hair with the two Vanilla Ice lines in the sides. I was only 10 years old, but I had it all figured out and I looked damn good. But last night, I awoke to a realization; that Hypercolor T-shirt is...

I’ve never been one to watch the Olympics, but this year I have fallen in love with the sport known as “curling.” It’s almost a re-love because in college we were very close to the Canadian border and would get a lot of their TV stations. Because of that, I originally discovered my love for curling there, but for some reason, these latest...

I’ve really been trying to give Twitter a fair chance here. Do I understand what it does? No. Do I see it’s purpose? Barely. Do I update several times a day? Absolutely. And I have no idea why. I feel an obligation for some reason, but I also enjoy living inside social media. I can get into a whole dissertation here on the mechanics of social media here...

The saddest thing about teenage stoners is that nothing they have ever done is original. Even down to the idea of smoking weed. Their grandparents popularized it and they continue to roll with the same ideals and Cheech & Chong clothing that used to be considered counter-culture. Last night, I went and saw the film “The Hangover.” Much like the rest...

I’m no Tim Gunn, but I know fashion fopas when I see them. When the weather gets nice, guys seems to lose control of themselves and start dressing way beyond their ability. I thought I would take a moment and utilize my vast readership to run down some of the simple things men should never, ever wear. 1.) Flip Flops. Knock it off. Right now. Granted, I...