Some of the most obnoxious people in the world to me are self-titled “Social Media Experts.” And just to clarify, 100% of them are self-titled. It’s part of this new trend where if you do something a lot on the internet, you can call yourself an expert and get old white people to pay you money to “monetize their social media presence...

Back in the late 80′s, early 90′s I was known to rock a Hypercolor shirt with my Skidz pants tucked comfortably into my Air Jordan’s. My spiked blonde hair with the two Vanilla Ice lines in the sides. I was only 10 years old, but I had it all figured out and I looked damn good. But last night, I awoke to a realization; that Hypercolor T-shirt is...

I’ve never been one to watch the Olympics, but this year I have fallen in love with the sport known as “curling.” It’s almost a re-love because in college we were very close to the Canadian border and would get a lot of their TV stations. Because of that, I originally discovered my love for curling there, but for some reason, these latest...

If I were a Hobo, I’d be so cool. I’d ride on boxcars and eat beans out of tin cans. I’d probably make Hobo buddies and we’d pass each other at the local Hobo hot spots (like, rail yards and what not). I’d say, “Jeff, you still Hoboing?” Jeff would be all “Dude, totally am.” Then we’d chat for a bit and get...

All you do is sit around all day long until I get home and tell you what to do. God forbid you take a little initiative and harvest these crops while I am at WORK. You are not a puppet. You have a mind of your own, so do something around here for Christ sake! I’m not asking much, just maybe rake up some leaves or collect a little horsehair. And really, how...

I’ve really been trying to give Twitter a fair chance here. Do I understand what it does? No. Do I see it’s purpose? Barely. Do I update several times a day? Absolutely. And I have no idea why. I feel an obligation for some reason, but I also enjoy living inside social media. I can get into a whole dissertation here on the mechanics of social media here...