The Great NYS Fair

Sep 05

The New York State Fair has always been something I hate going to, but as a life-long resident of Central New York, not a year of my life has gone by where I don’t go at least once. It’s just what we do here. It’s our annual Disney World. Except, at this one you don’t [...]

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People Love Booze

Mar 15

Yesterday I had the pleasure of driving the 93Q Boombox in the Syracuse St. Patrick’s Day Parade. This was my first time even attending this event, let alone maneuvering a two-ton locomotive through it. What did I learn? People love booze. The only time it ever sounds like a good idea to dye your head, [...]

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Pregnancy Pains

Nov 20

So I made the official announcement this morning on Ted & Amy, but in case you didn’t hear it, I announced that my wife and I are having our first baby! I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. Lindsay is going through a lot of difficulty with this first one – this baby [...]

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24 Hours In The Mist

May 07

24 Hours In The Mist

Last weekend I spent 24 hours in Niagara Falls – exactly 24 hours. It was roughly 23 hours too long. It began in Fredonia, NY where I was booked to perform at Fredonia State College on Thursday night. The show was amazing and it’s always great to perform there. Mostly because it’s my little brother’s [...]

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Understanding Men: Part 1

Feb 03

With the Super Bowl upon us (oh, sorry, NFL – “The Big Game”) I felt it was time I address something most women cannot understand: The innate male desire for large televisions. It’s pretty common knowledge that TV sales increase this time of year. Men like to watch sports on as large a surface as [...]

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Take It To The Hoop!

Oct 17

Take It To The Hoop!

Tonight, there is an 80% chance I will die of a heart attack. I will be joining several other Citadel DJ’s to form as the “Citadel All-Stars Basketball Team.” We will be taking on the dreaded Oneida High School Cheerleaders in a charity game at Oneida High School at 7pm. Yes, it’s a team of [...]

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